The Large Hadron Collider Turns on in November

Sweet! They are going to turn this thing on in a couple months. Get your "sucked into a man-made black hole" insurance policy ready. Blah blah blah, yes, yes, they say its safe, but don't we have better things to drop the kind of coin that has been spent on what is essentially a giant metal doughnut buried under Europe? Personally I think training ninja kittens to repel the zombie and robot uprisings that are coming soon is one way. But that's just me. I am going to laugh if the thing blows another fuse.