Twilight Fan Reacts to Eclipse Trailer (NSFEars)

Wow. That is all I can say. Just, wow. That and a word of caution. There are in fact breeds of dogs who will freak the heck out if you play this too loudly near them. Also, I will not be held responsible for any hearing loss you yourself sustain from watching this.

Coming Soon to a Wannabe Vampire Near You...

I saw this sign at a Hot Topic on Saturday and will just let it speak for itself.

No. You do not want to look like Edward Cullen. Period. Just stop. Seriously. K thx!

Hypersonic Screaming Teenage Girls: The Second Wave of Twilight Multimedia Mass Hysteria is Upon Us

OMGOMGOMG Twilight! Robert!/Edward! Bite me please Edward! swoon!

Remember those kinds of psychotic reactions of fan-girls and their moms around the country last year when the hype-machine for "Twilight" kicked into overdrive? Well, buy some 35db earplugs and stay away from any mall with a Hot Topic, because the "Eclipse" movie is imminent and with it comes the Scene It? Twilight Edition game for the Nintendo Wii.

(Pause) Can you just imagine what a Scene It? Twilight game night would look like? I will do my best to describe it:

The scene: Any suburban house where an Edward-obsessed teen girl and her equally Edward-obsessed mom are having a night of fun with some friends while playing this game. The first shot of Sparkle Boy comes on screen (insert a chorus of screams that border on the range of which only dogs can hear in) and a fight breaks out over who buzzed in first. Hair is pulled. A Wiimote gets thrown. A lovely plasma TV has said-Wiimote buried in its display (Oh the humanity!) and the evening ends in a cat-fight the likes of which could never be filmed, even in a Russ Meyer movie, with both sides screaming "Team Edward!" "No! Team Jacob!". (Fade to black)

So, if you are a sibling/offspring of/in a relationship with a Twilight fanatic, be ready to endure more of this for the next few months. Of course you could always head over to the full on awesome of the Jinx website and buy this:

(And no, I got zero kick back from Jinx for this plug and yes, I bought one of these!)

If you are in San Diego right now... Stay away from the New Moon Panel line!

That piece of advice is because we here at The Society for Protecting People from Crazy Fan Girls have just learned that there is already a line around the building at the San Diego Comic Con for the massive "Twilight/New Moon" panel taking place tomorrow. The line actually started last night. No, we aren't making this up.Now if you are heading into the swirling maelstrom that is the San Diego Comic-Con, just remember, if you have never seen a girl in real life, are afraid of Twi-Hards or have a condition which gives you sparkly skin and a propensity for sucking blood, this is really happening, right now, and you are advised to stay away from the Convention Center at all costs. I recommend going here.

UPDATED!

Here, we have photographic proof that there is an unprecedented wave of humanity sitting in line for an event that happens tomorrow in San Diego. Be afraid! Be very afraid!