EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!1!!
This just in... gravity driven water has begun falling from the sky over Southern California. This has been confirmed in eyewitness accounts by yours truly. This reporter braved the damp tempest to venture outside on a rather mild, 74 degree afternoon to witness for himself that yes, it was indeed rain falling.
The good news is the rainfall lasted only a few minutes. There is widespread devastation to report, as nearly everyone's car received only enough rain to mess up the lovely car wash they purchased only this morning. And it appears that there have been no sightings of a double rainbow anywhere in the blue gray skies over the Southland. Should one be sighted, please do not panic, as we do not know what it means, either.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled bits of goofing off on the intertubes, already in progress.
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