OMGOMGOMG Twilight! Robert!/Edward! Bite me please Edward! swoon!
Remember those kinds of psychotic reactions of fan-girls and their moms around the country last year when the hype-machine for "Twilight" kicked into overdrive? Well, buy some 35db earplugs and stay away from any mall with a Hot Topic, because the "Eclipse" movie is imminent and with it comes the Scene It? Twilight Edition game for the Nintendo Wii.
(Pause) Can you just imagine what a Scene It? Twilight game night would look like? I will do my best to describe it:
The scene: Any suburban house where an Edward-obsessed teen girl and her equally Edward-obsessed mom are having a night of fun with some friends while playing this game. The first shot of Sparkle Boy comes on screen (insert a chorus of screams that border on the range of which only dogs can hear in) and a fight breaks out over who buzzed in first. Hair is pulled. A Wiimote gets thrown. A lovely plasma TV has said-Wiimote buried in its display (Oh the humanity!) and the evening ends in a cat-fight the likes of which could never be filmed, even in a Russ Meyer movie, with both sides screaming "Team Edward!" "No! Team Jacob!". (Fade to black)
So, if you are a sibling/offspring of/in a relationship with a Twilight fanatic, be ready to endure more of this for the next few months. Of course you could always head over to the full on awesome of the Jinx website and buy this:(And no, I got zero kick back from Jinx for this plug and yes, I bought one of these!)
Scene it? Twilight for the Xbox 360 I could also picture.
ReplyDeleteAchievement unlocked: Banshee Cry - Scream everytime Edward appears on screen
Achievement unlocked: For my Edward - dump your boyfriend because he is not a vampire
I need "Team Spike" panties.
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